| Wow its been way long! lol. Sorry. Well 7days, its my bday!!!! and!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 on my bday, i will have been with chris with no breakups for 6 months! isnt that awsome?! Im so happy. Well i am at schooland the bell is going to ring so i do have to jet, but I promise to write more and soon! love yall
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| Hey Everyone! Merry Christmas! Hey I got a new xanga page! Its ...
www.xanga.com/ClOsEt_JeW_fAn check it out and and me!!! And damn you woot! Now Im listning to this Down Under song!!! Curse you!!!! ><;; |
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| Creation StoryIn the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs...
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| Hey, Whats up? Im babysitting and Jacob wanted to write so here he is. Unleashed! Jacob says he doesnt want to write now. He would rather just play games....so Im going to write for him. He says "hey"uygtyoig87gyth9uh987tyg8uigytr6egh7gtvrjreuid opk;
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| Hey,
It's been awhile since I last updated. Nothings been going on really on my half. Charity and Theresa have been over a couple times but hey they don't matter. (LOL I'm going to get slapped for that one. Sorry Theresa I was kidding!) um...Lets see... Tara broke up with Brian again. -_- I wonder if those two will ever work things out. I think they are one of those couples who are really goodfriends and love eachother but they just can't date. Ya know? Like you try dating over and over but it just doesnt work. But your afraid that since you have dated now that means you no longer can be friends. But you can. Just a little hard at first. But oh well. Not really any of my buisness.I didn't have school on Thursday or Friday for state teacher conf. So yay for me.lol I also got my story back in Creative writing. Out of 30 something students in our class I got the highest grade. woot woot. She said no one really had a well detaild story. It was a minimum of 5pgs and a max of 8. Mine was like 7 and it followed a well thought out and even flow Everyone else's for the most part was rushed because they only had to do 5. It was nutz. But oh well I liked my story. But moving on..I mostly have been just reading and sleeping. Thats what 4day weekends are for. lol Well I promise to get more ontop of things and when Music Galore fixes their music I will put a scroll list on ASAP. Well Happy thanksgiving and Make sure when you shop for xmas presents ue your money. Its not from you when you leech off parentals ok?
Love ya.
LeeAnn |
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